Christmas 

You know it's coming

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This one is ten years old!

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My awesome BF emailed me a link to this, with the subject line, “Squamous night.”

The following was my reply:

squamous night
unholy night
all is gone
all is blight

round yon virgin
shamblers go wild
tentacled things
frighten the child

an altar, a blasted heath
an altar, a blasted heath
an altar, a blasted heath

Via my BF & ThinkGeek :: Cthulhu Ornament


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Can’t believe I wrote this almost 10 years ago!

merelygifted

A Grumpy Christmas

Christmas clothes make you look frumpy
Fa la la la la la la la No.
‘Tis the season to be grumpy
Fa la la la la la la la No.
Don me now with gay apparel
Fa la la la la la la la No.
and I’ll drown you in a barrel
Fa la la la la la la la No.

I’m ignoring all before us
Fa la la la la la la la No.
Strike the mouse and join the chaos
Fa la la la la la la la No.
Don’t follow me ‘cause it’s stalking
Fa la la la la la la la No.
Shut up, jerk, and no more talking
Fa la la la la la la la No.

Fast away this old year passes
Fa la la la la la la la No.
Shame it won’t take all the asses
Fa la la la la la la la No.
Bitterly we drink together
Fa la la la la la la la No.
Bitch about the wind and weather
Fa la la la la la la la No.


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